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Sunday, May 4, 2008- Hey hey. got more jokes coming out. check this out for instance.
Deathwish
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say.....LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!!!"
A boss, his polite secretary, and his army.
The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh by the way sir, did you know that your barracks door is open? He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee.
Calling her in, he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?" The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
No title for this one.
Johnny was walking down the road and saw two people working. One was digging a hole and the other immedately filled up the hole. After johnny watched them for a few minutes and they dug/filled over 3 holes johnny finally asked, "what are you doing?
the workers said "there were three of us , I dug a hole, the second guy planted a tree, and he (pointing to the other guy over there) filled the hole, the second guy is sick today so..."
haha, hope u enjoy them.
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