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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

today, i started to exercise at home. woo hoo!
and tomorrow

I HAVE TO GO TO HOME TEAM ACADEMY!!

-_-
guess, tomorrow will be quite a packed up day.

well, about today, its pretty much of eat, play com, polish boot, exercise day. BOORINNG!!
hah.
okay, lets start with some facts.

Do you know that I...:

Punch the wall nearly everyday?
Hate sit ups cause its not useful?
Can do the some flips that WWE wrestlers use in their matches?
Am actually a little bit timid?
Got a rock-stab mark at my right knee?
Am once afraid of the dark?! LOL
Prefer to bully bullies, and not the much weaker once?
Hate SPOILT BRATS!
Usually eat 4 meals or more a day?
Have bad throat infection? -_- and small eyes. HAH.

OKAY thats with the 10 facts.

hmm, yea! and check out this story. its pretty funny. these are label instructions found on some products..

Label Instructions:

In case you needed further proof that
the Human Race is doomed through stupidity,
here are some actual label instructions
on consumer products:

1. On a blanket from Taiwan
- NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A
TORNADO.

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists
- REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE
ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo
- USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink
- AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

5. On a New Zealand insect spray
- THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
how the hell do you know it works?!

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer
- TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING,
ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM
UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful
hemorrhoids
- LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL
SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A
SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE
INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5
MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles
- OPEN OTHER END.

9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins
- WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR
FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

10. On a Sears hairdryer
- DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

11. On a bag of Fritos
- YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE
NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
(The shoplifter special!)

12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS
- USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be how?)

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom of the box)
- DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!)

14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

15. On a Korean kitchen knife
- WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
(Dammit! Who are they to tell me
what to do with my kids?)

16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights
- FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

17. On a Japanese food processor
- NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
(Now I'm curious.)

18. On Sainsbury's peanuts
- WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
(Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)

19. On an American Airlines packet of
nuts INSTRUCTIONS
- OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
(I'm glad they cleared that up.)

20. On a Swedish chainsaw
- DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH
YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
(What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)

21. On a child's superman costume
- WEARING OF THIS GARMENT
DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
(That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

22. On some frozen dinners
-SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box
-FITS ONE HEAD.

24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron
- DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine
- DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

26. On Nightly sleep aid
-WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
(Duh!Then how the hell do you sleep?)

kay okay, enuf enuf. thats all peeps. nites.
*if only i can do what a lot of others can..haiz..*

`updated on- 7:31 PM